Books I'm Reading

Excerpt from Hair pulling Hustlers:

"T-Theodore! Let me GO!" Wilhelmina shrieked. Benjamin! Stop this!"
"Go for it, Theodore! Go for it!" Benjamin Varconni panted.
Theodore stood in front of his aunt, savage lust searing through him.
He bent down, grabbing poor Wilhelmina by the hair.
Theodore hauled the moaning woman up on her knees.
Theodore jerked Wilhelmina Varconnl's head back by the hair.
Theodore fisted his rock hard ten inch dick in his free hand.
He swung it back and forth, slapping Wilhelmina's face with it.
"Suck my dick, Aunt Wilhelmina!" Theodore Varconni snarled."

Book Review:

This is some of the best comedic writing i've ever come across. I mean page after page after page of all caps, "NOOOOOOOOOOO!" or "YES YES YES!" or, "Dale felt the fist being withdrawn from his anal tract and cried out from relief with pain."

SO FUNNY!!!!

I mean, It's a joke—right? I mean, no one actually...considers them, right? I mean, people like Theodore, they're just made up and don't actually exist, right? Well, let me know if you want to borrow one, you sick fuck.

As long as you make sure to return it to me.