Poodles make better Ninja Turtles than turtles.

I think this is the picture that jogged my poodle affection. When I was in elementary school we had a neighbor that kept two giant french poodles in their backyard. Every morning they would stand at the side gate, watching the cars go by. And every few weeks or so they would change colors like the oompa loompas. It was fantastic. One flourescent pink, the other bright green, Then white with brown zeebra stripes on one, purple stars on the next. Then one time they were both purple. Then one day they were gone. Just like that, out of my life and my memories, until now. Thanks Crazy lady with the Ninja Turtle Poodle!

I want Oodles

What a vision. They will be mine...

I think i'm in love.

Are you as enamored as I am?

I personally find this guy infinitely fascinating, and I suggest you take a good hour and a half, as I did, engaging with him and the French Poodle population. In his flicker entry, entitled "They Send me Angels," Johnny Day describes how his life was in shambles before this magnificent creature entered his life. His passion for Holly is described in such a way that I mistook it for his describing a human being as I first skimmed it:

"When I first made eye to eye contact with Holly , I knew right away that she was something very very special , I went to Hell and back to make her mine , but I had given her my word that I would save her .

But she ended up Saving me , she is the Angel I was asking for , two weeks ago when I almost lost her , it became the second most powerful saddest day of my life but with joint effort of people on Flickr that believe in the power of unconditional love , she came back to me....."

The thing that really blows me over is how incredible the photos are. The overt eroticism in those shots blow Bret Michaels out of the water. You can bet that baby poodle's sweet ass that old Johnny has done lots more than heavy petting and making out with that pet. Man those photos are amazing.

And so begins my poodle obsession. I want to feel that hair, as he does. I want my Holly. Lord, if you're out there, send me my Angel.

If i get arrested in 10 years for doing dirty things to animals, you heard it here first.